Tuesday 28 November 2006

10 things Losers do in Friendster or Networkin Sites (whichever is applicable)

LoL!!
I got tis in my Bulletin board in Friendster....I've not really come across most of the scenarios, but had a good laugh readin it. So bitchy!



ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as
a
friendster
tracker.

it does NOT exist. so quit posting
stupid
bulletins like

"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.

guess it doesn't apply to Multiply, cos we noe who's been sneakin around our sites!!

TWO

To the people who have like 25,000
friends,

are you serious?

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.



THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the
internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the
keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the
special
olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.



FIVE

Quit crying

b/c you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

ITS FRIENDSTER!!!

Stop bitching!!!


SIX

Who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or
message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up bitch!!!



SEVEN

Little 12 year olds who have Friendster

and look like sluts, and act like
whores

go somewhere else

because nobody wants you here.



EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true Friendster Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through
people's brains


TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says
something
like

"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost
will
rape
your
dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is
gonna rape
your
mom"

QUIT BEING A DUMBASS!!!

and again, i Thank God for MULTIPLY, where the crowd is always KEWL!!!


12 comments :

  1. hi there, just passing-by... trueness bout mp... btw, is it true wats in friendster ?? nvr even take a peep @ it... ;D

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  2. hi ratu! thanx for droppin by..hehe tis entry is a lil bit exaggerated i guess, but yeah there's kids there who are even younger than 12years old when the users should be at least 18 years old and above, n i've heard stories from my friends abt sickos too! so far i've only encountered scenarios no. ONE, TWO (lol 25 000 is way too exaggerated tho) n TEN.

    Friendster to me is juz like an exhibition gallery or friends collection/storage centre, not quite as interactive, meaningful and Addictive as Multiply. if u dun have an acct there by now, dun bother joinin at all! u r not losin out on anythin ;)

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  3. dat boring huh ?? oh well, i only hav mp... luv @ 1st sight i guess... nvr been into friendster or other blog worlds tho hav heard bout it... mp's de best so far... just dat it'll change layout/format every now n den... ;D

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  4. not really borin, they've improved over time, u can blog, u can also tweak with the layout on friendster too but that's wayyy after Multiply takes off really.the reason why i still keep an account there is because most of my ex-schoolmates have an acct, so it's easy to keep in touch but seriously, i'm so stuck on Multiply, babe...and yeah, i do the same as u too! MULTIPLY IS THE BEST!!

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  5. lol
    we are way kewl arent we?

    -goes off to check his friendster-

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  6. cool... i nvr visit friendster... still sticking with MP for as long as it takes ;)

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  7. for me d only reason i still 'check' my friendster is bcos some of my closer frens doesnt mp.. and it's been some time since i updated the profile but friendster sometimes cock-up seh...

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  8. that is the Biggest problem i have with Friendster...URGH!

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  9. haha! yah.. everyone here says it all! its so trueee- abt friendster!! MP is better and richer!!

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